On Liquid Eyeliner

Have you ever put on liquid eyeliner?

I first experienced this terrifying phenomena on Halloween night. A time already fraught with mischief.

Despite my tomboy-ness, I'm not horribly shabby at putting on eyeliner. And naturally, I attempted to apply this new-fangled liquid stuff to the very edge of my eyelid.

And touched the brush to my eyeball.

The result was a startling spread of black ink like octopus incontinence across my ocular organ.

I looked like Hawk Eye in Avengers when Loki turned him into Sir Hamster due to brain control. Now, I am perfectly content with Loki controlling my heart. However, I am not OK with him taking over my mind with eyeliner.

I somehow managed to save my make-up job, however, I lost my confidence in liquid eyeliner.